I went camping AGAIN with my awesome cousins for bout a week. They're really weird. But awesome. For some reason, I kept having really weird dreams. So I told my cousin all of them, and she's like,"WOAH! That's awesome. I mean, rainbow cheese and magical plastic flamingoes? WRITE IT ALL DOWN! PAPER! WE NEED PAPER! WRITE IT ALL DOWN!" And I was like, "Uuuuhhh, okaaay?" And she was like, "YAY! WEIRD DREAM TIME!" And then I'm like, "Yaaayyy...."

WEIRD DREAM TIME!

So in one of my dreams I was on vacation somewhere, and I was living in this scrabby hut with my friend peach next to this really littered ugly concrete manmade lake surroung by hundreds of other huts. Peach and I were walking around, buying everything people would ask us to buy, because they were poor and we felt bad for them. ): So this lady comes up with this plastic pink flamingo, and asks me to buy it, so I bought it for 5 dollars. After that, I started walking along with Peach, and this big macho guy pushes me into the filthy lake. While I'm shouting at the guy, all of the sudden the flamingo starts talking, saying, "You what would hit the spot right now? Some ice cream and marshmallow cream." And Peach, the macho man and I are all like ...O_o.

I had another dream where I was drinking a Mango A Go Go smoothie at Jamba Juice, and all of a sudden I see this guy ordering something, and he looks REALLY familiar. So I take a sip of the magical Mango goodness, and then BAM! I'm like, "Woah! It's Brad Pitt!" And the actor is like, "No, dude, I'm Benjamin Button. DUUUHH!" And I'm like, "Jeez, Brad, you don't have to be such a MEANIE! And you're wrong about being Benjamin." And he's like, "NOOOO, I'm BENJAMIN! See, look at my driver's license!" And It says Benjamin Button. And I'm like, "Well maybe that license is FAKE!!" And the smoothie making lady calls, "Benjamin Buuuttoooon!" And she lays out this rainbow colored disc thing that smells REALLY bad. And Then I'm like,"BLEGH, that smells REALLY bad. What IS that?" And he's like, "Cheese. Can't you see it?" The end.

I had ANOTHER DREAM that took place at my camping site. We were eating peanuts, and then, the bag of peanuts starts floating. Everyone else just sitting there calmly like nothing happened. So I say, "Uuuh, you guys? The peanuts are floating." And they're like," Yeah, I know." And I'm like O_o"... uh, okayyy..." And then BAM! The peanuts start floating from the bag and they form a face! So then I say, "Woah. Um, hi?" And the face is like,"Bonjour. Can you please stop eating my substance? Without my peanuts, I am nothing but a peanut bag. Without my peanuts, I cannot fulfill my duty of giving humans the nutty nutrition they need." And I'm like,"Well, you're doin' it right now. We're eating you, which is eating the 'nutty nutrition humans need.'" And he's like,"...Oh. Well, sorry for bothering you. Just remember to eat your veggies, brush your teeth, and be respectful to others. " And then BAM! Peanutface is gone, and then I start eating him again. The end.

I have more dreams to share, but I don't feel like typing that much. Yeah. Weird dreams.